1. Tribal (chain ?) tat - check 2. Face expressionthatmakesituncomfortable to be withhim in the same room - check 3. You can see his underwear - check 4. Uglycircletatsaroundnipples and navel - triplecheck
Yes, you pass the douchetat test, congratulations ! Now you can put your shirt on and don't forget to pop the collar.